Meyers Quotes Trump Talking About ‘Median,’ Mixing up Russia with Alaska, Says It Shows How ‘Degraded’ His Brain Is

RUSH TRANSCRIPT Laughter But ░░░░░░░░ was one moment in ░░░░░░░░ that really under scored ░░░░░░░░ me just how degraded ░░░░░░░░ s brain is I ░░░░░░░░ going to play it ░░░░░░░░ I honestly need help ░░░░░░░░ it If you know ░░░░░░░░ he s trying to ░░░░░░░░ here please let me ░░░░░░░░ You shouldn t have ░░░░░░░░ falling down into the ░░░░░░░░ Median You know the ░░░░░░░░ things that are always ░░░░░░░░ had a great a ░░░░░░░░ lobbyist because I ve ░░░░░░░░ seen them look good ░░░░░░░░ ve been looking at ░░░░░░░░ things with a little ░░░░░░░░ They re always broken ░░░░░░░░ bad Light laughter Seth ░░░░░░░░ man I know prices ░░░░░░░░ down by 1 500 ░░░░░░░░ I think you need ░░░░░░░░ lay off the Drugs ░░░░░░░░ in fact Laughter L ░░░░░░░░ m going to read ░░░░░░░░ quote again because I ░░░░░░░░ want to understand what ░░░░░░░░ man is trying to ░░░░░░░░ Here s what he ░░░░░░░░ word for word you ░░░░░░░░ t have medians falling ░░░░░░░░ in the roadway Median ░░░░░░░░ know The metal things ░░░░░░░░ are always somebody had ░░░░░░░░ great a great lobbyist ░░░░░░░░ I ve never seen ░░░░░░░░ look good I ve ░░░░░░░░ looking at those things ░░░░░░░░ the little right they ░░░░░░░░ always broken and bad ░░░░░░░░ will say it s ░░░░░░░░ that the only thing ░░░░░░░░ seems to like less ░░░░░░░░ comedians are regular medians ░░░░░░░░ Also is the median ░░░░░░░░ something I have to ░░░░░░░░ about now big median ░░░░░░░░ influencing our government and ░░░░░░░░ s the other day ░░░░░░░░ tried to kiss Melania ░░░░░░░░ I couldn t because ░░░░░░░░ was a median between ░░░░░░░░ Laughter There was only ░░░░░░░░ other part of this ░░░░░░░░ conference that I think ░░░░░░░░ explain what was going ░░░░░░░░ here and it was ░░░░░░░░ There is reporting that ░░░░░░░░ administration is going to ░░░░░░░░ marijuana Would that send ░░░░░░░░ messages that marijuana is ░░░░░░░░ some drugs are okay ░░░░░░░░ we re trying to ░░░░░░░░ up crime How do ░░░░░░░░ go hand in hand ░░░░░░░░ re only looking at ░░░░░░░░ That s early But ░░░░░░░░ know somebody reported it ░░░░░░░░ is fine We re ░░░░░░░░ at it Seth are ░░░░░░░░ guys looking at it ░░░░░░░░ smoking it five times ░░░░░░░░ day Light laughter Is ░░░░░░░░ why Kash Patel always ░░░░░░░░ like this That s ░░░░░░░░ FBI director He looks ░░░░░░░░ he just took the ░░░░░░░░ bong hit of his ░░░░░░░░ Light laughter That might ░░░░░░░░ explain why Trump doesn ░░░░░░░░ even seem to know ░░░░░░░░ he is or where ░░░░░░░░ s going on a ░░░░░░░░ basis You know I ░░░░░░░░ going to see Putin ░░░░░░░░ m going to Russia ░░░░░░░░ Friday Seth no you ░░░░░░░░ not the White House ░░░░░░░░ you re going to ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Unless oh bleep ░░░░░░░░ you already give away ░░░░░░░░ Light laughter Is that ░░░░░░░░ you meant when you ░░░░░░░░ this There will be ░░░░░░░░ land swapping going on ░░░░░░░░ can t wait to ░░░░░░░░ the news report from ░░░░░░░░ meeting The U S ░░░░░░░░ struck an agreement with ░░░░░░░░ in which Russia will ░░░░░░░░ back the land it ░░░░░░░░ from Ukraine and the ░░░░░░░░ S in return will ░░░░░░░░ Russia several states including ░░░░░░░░ Rhode Island and New ░░░░░░░░ along with several countries ░░░░░░░░ Indonesia malaysia cambodia Light ░░░░░░░░ Seth whoa cambodia Ultimately ░░░░░░░░ think most of the ░░░░░░░░ press conference can be ░░░░░░░░ up this way Today ░░░░░░░░ re formally declaring a ░░░░░░░░ safety emergency This is ░░░░░░░░ emergency This is a ░░░░░░░░ emergency And it s ░░░░░░░░ for me to be ░░░░░░░░ here Seth yeah Laughter ░░░░░░░░ it is But in ░░░░░░░░ way it s embarrassing ░░░░░░░░ all of us In ░░░░░░░░ I have a chart ░░░░░░░░ how embarrassing it is ░░░░░░░░ just so everybody can ░░░░░░░░ it I m going ░░░░░░░░ move farther away Light ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Okay Laughter Trump ░░░░░░░░ does not care about ░░░░░░░░ or violence given that ░░░░░░░░ pardoned January 6th rioters ░░░░░░░░ even employees one who ░░░░░░░░ fellow rioters to kill ░░░░░░░░ officers All Trump cares ░░░░░░░░ is clinging to power ░░░░░░░░ appeasing his MAGA base ░░░░░░░░ hey what do I ░░░░░░░░ I m just a ░░░░░░░░ Median Seth this has ░░░░░░░░ a closer look.”